The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse
The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse
So I had to put my foot down.
wow like i don’t fucking care if people don’t text me back when we’re just having a normal conversation, but if we’re supposed to be hanging out soon and i ask you details about it and you don’t fucking text me back we have a problem
holy shit relax
my car
Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…
there are no in betweens
So pretty…the dates gonna go well
maybe
my mum keeps referring to ‘the lesbian race’ i don’t think that’s how it works mama
Actually, it is. Every year lesbians run a marathon to determine who will be the Queen of the lesbian hive, which functions very similarly to a bee hive. Bisexuals have a similar concept, but we determine the king/queen by who can stay invisible the longest in a crowd of heterosexuals and steal the most food from them, thus proving they can provide for the hive. Also, we’re structured more like ants, lacking the ability to fly or make honey but make up for it with super strength and the ability to reach any crumb of food.
She’s going down a dark path…
Nicholas Sparks (via quotethatword)