swaggy

Hi i like Dr. Who and Funny things.
996 notes
7.24.14
12:33 pm
source: tokomon

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

311512 notes
7.24.14
10:27 am
source: darkpathos
deedledumbs:

elinious:

thedoctorsonicedyouand:

darksideofthemoon007:

gottawork-out:

mustangheart:

beerinabox:

spacereblogsthings:

diablosita:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard
If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.
The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…
Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.
The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

signal boost 

DUDE

dude

dude

DUDE

can this replace the normal contraception methods we have pls

I’m just going to keep reblogging this until people start paying attention, because people aren’t.

me, too.

deedledumbs:

elinious:

thedoctorsonicedyouand:

darksideofthemoon007:

gottawork-out:

mustangheart:

beerinabox:

spacereblogsthings:

diablosita:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard

If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.

The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…

Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.

The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

signal boost 

DUDE

dude

dude

DUDE

can this replace the normal contraception methods we have pls

I’m just going to keep reblogging this until people start paying attention, because people aren’t.

me, too.

338540 notes
7.24.14
8:22 am
  • 22 year old me: *Looks into camera* I am...standing in front of my beautiful home. I just got back from a short vacation and it's my dorders 4th birthday so I'm going to surprise her and my husband Aubrey, you may know him as Drake, I call him Aubrey because we're on a first name basis because we are married...and in love.
  • Me: *Opens door* Hello.mp3!
  • Drake: *Eagerly runs downstairs carrying dorder because he is happy to see me because we are in love* Oh my God! I am so happy to see you!
  • Me: Surprise! Get my luggage sweetie. *Smiles at the camera*
  • Drake: Hold the baby for me?
  • Me: No, thank you.
  • Drake: You sure? You haven't seen her in a long time and she misses y-
  • Me: Aubrey I do not want to hold that child.
  • Drake: *Nods and sits dorder on the floor* What's with the camera crew?
  • Me: Well, I am...filming my ICONIC return home from vacation.
  • Drake: I wouldn't call it vacation you were gone for an entire year. *rich white man laugh*
  • Me: I can call it whatever the hale I wanna call it but anyway- *Kneels and ruffles Dorders hair* -my little cutie pie turned 3 and as you all know, I do not particularly like the number 3. At all. So now I am home because I do, in fact, enjoy the number 4.
  • Drake: I completely understand, I'm not too fond of the number 7.
  • Me: Are you coming for me?
  • Drake: I don't understand.
  • Me: Everyone knows that I was born on August 8th and 7 is one less than 8 and I'm starting to feel VERY attacked.
  • Drake: I apologize I see how that could be taken offensively, I was out of line.
Source: baddiebey Via: fruitpacks
12963 notes
7.24.14
6:16 am
source: baddiebey
Source: albarozzx Via: thiccthot
61203 notes
7.24.14
4:11 am
source: albarozzx

I want to _____ you.

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

image

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

382298 notes
7.24.14
2:26 am

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

276712 notes
7.24.14
2:26 am

terminus-est:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

it literally can not get cuter than this

I will always reblog Angry Dad Cat

349380 notes
7.24.14
2:23 am
source: petrawentz
megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

55942 notes
7.24.14
2:21 am
slapmytitties:

tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

white people are so wild 

slapmytitties:

tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

white people are so wild 

21055 notes
7.24.14
2:19 am
source: queercumqueen

noirbettie:

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

"We have no fucking idea what is happening but we know SOMETHING is happening."

32924 notes
7.24.14
2:19 am
source: totallyfubar